youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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