She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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