ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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