there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You left your phone here
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