Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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