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Who wears a wallet chain?!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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