she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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