I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Randomize
