i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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