We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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