marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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