NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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