So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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