This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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