jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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