p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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