whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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