do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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