are we going to glenview for practice??
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where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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