East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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