Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Randomize
