i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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