how hairy? two words: wookie tits
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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