his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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