Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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