Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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