did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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