Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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