I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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