this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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