mondays should just be called national damage control day
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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