party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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