she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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