If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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