Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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