its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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