I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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