the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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