you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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