Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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