Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
did i walk over a car last night?
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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