I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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