We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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