So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthdayâ€
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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