So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
love makes seman taste better
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
