he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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