Those balls look pretty dangerous.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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