Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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