with your own penis?
I wish I could teleport
Your tits are I can't wait for
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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