I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize