He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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