i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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