As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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