Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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