For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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