last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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